What is that random white poof running towards me? Is it a moth? Or a poodle? Or a very aesthetic cloud? Or hey, a poodle moth! I love those fluffy little guys! Oh wait, no, it's a cloud.

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I'd help you out if I could, but I'm definitely not champagne-soluble. Trust me, I've tried.

Red wine pairings...go! Shiraz with steak! Tempranillo with paella! Syrah with duck! Malbec with literally anything! This Mini Boozy Buds Red Wine Glass with your couch! It's full of tannins, big fruit notes, bold flavors, and fluffy overtones.

uuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical effervescence and lighter on the literal. I'm talking about you

Do you need moral support for your smallest spiritual rituals? Micro Squishable Baphomet is here to help!

See a shooting star! Get the better half of that wishbone! Find a four-leaf clover! Blow away a stray eyelash! There are lots of ways to get a wish granted. Oh, here's another one: bring home a Mini Wish Dragon!

Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they're actually pretty chill. This afternoon their plans include a nice cup of chamomile tea, a comfortable couch, and a good record. They prefer hea

All moths love bright glowy things, but Luna Moths really really really love them! No wonder their photos turn out so great - Is that the moon, or a fancy Instagram-ready ring-light? Or a bug zapper? Doesn't matter, that fluttery selfie is going to be ama

7" Spooky Squishable Plague Doctor with glowing lantern

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer told me at least. And they're the person who keeps me empl

Oh my gosh! So much fuzz! How can a poodle moth even walk around with all that fuzz weighing them down? Oh, they don't? What, do they just roll around everywhere? I mean, with all that floof you'd never have to worry about sweeping the floor again. Ahah,

A Squishable Luna Moth will be around as long as you want him! Share bedtime cookies together! Flap madly around the porch lightbulb! Snuggle to sleep together as the cicadas party outside your bedroom window...all summer long!

The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a ru

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day.

These 7-inch-tall Dungeons & Dragons Phunny Plush by Kidrobot is made with premium super-soft materials.

Collect the most adorable CATAN® characters you’ve ever seen. The Catanimals bring life and personality to the resources of CATAN. Collect all six Catanimal Sprite plushes: