The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a ru

Do you need moral support for your smallest spiritual rituals? Micro Squishable Baphomet is here to help!

This little guy has a nice pocket to hold secret awesomeness, like lost teeth

I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No, it's a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on out, little one! Don't be shy! Or you know, you can stay right where you are if you want, no pressure! You

What is that random white poof running towards me? Is it a moth? Or a poodle? Or a very aesthetic cloud? Or hey, a poodle moth! I love those fluffy little guys! Oh wait, no, it's a cloud.

Oh my gosh! So much fuzz! How can a poodle moth even walk around with all that fuzz weighing them down? Oh, they don't? What, do they just roll around everywhere? I mean, with all that floof you'd never have to worry about sweeping the floor again. Ahah,

Show your love with she sweet and squishable candy heart plush toys from Squishable

This cuddly Squish, inspired by Norse mythology, looks a lot like another Squishable I used to know with a very similar name and look. They were only around for a little while. How long will this one last? You're gonna be here until Ragnarok? Sweet! Let's

Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surveys! Except again, for this one. Which isn't.

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I'd help you out if I could, but I'm definitely not champagne-soluble. Trust me, I've tried.

Magical Unicorn Rainbow Cake Plushie

Let everyone know how much you love Avocado Toast

Adorable Mini Monarch Butterly Plush Toy

It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, is that a FLYING PIGLET!? How could you possibly get those things confused? They look nothing alike! Seriously, go to the eye doctor. I mean, it was saying "Oink" and everything. Jeez. 

Hey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me how to make cute facial expressions? While walking in the water? Very slowly? - Squishable

Are you ready for magical crystal healing? Nope? What about a super-sized transformative journey!?? Uh-uh? How about a sparkly dragon? If you answered yes to any of these questions, be prepared for trips to salt caves, rituals for chakra realignments, and

Red wine pairings...go! Shiraz with steak! Tempranillo with paella! Syrah with duck! Malbec with literally anything! This Mini Boozy Buds Red Wine Glass with your couch! It's full of tannins, big fruit notes, bold flavors, and fluffy overtones.

uuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical effervescence and lighter on the literal. I'm talking about you

Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they're actually pretty chill. This afternoon their plans include a nice cup of chamomile tea, a comfortable couch, and a good record. They prefer hea

All moths love bright glowy things, but Luna Moths really really really love them! No wonder their photos turn out so great - Is that the moon, or a fancy Instagram-ready ring-light? Or a bug zapper? Doesn't matter, that fluttery selfie is going to be ama

7" Spooky Squishable Plague Doctor with glowing lantern

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer told me at least. And they're the person who keeps me empl

A Squishable Luna Moth will be around as long as you want him! Share bedtime cookies together! Flap madly around the porch lightbulb! Snuggle to sleep together as the cicadas party outside your bedroom window...all summer long!

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day.